Now listen to me, my tough little friend. I don't know from under what stone you crawled, or where you get these ridiculous ideas about me, but it seems painfully obvious you haven't the slightest fucking idea who you're dealing with. Now, my advice to you is crawl back to your little stone in Detroit before you get squashed.Victor Maitland
Capt. Ramsey: They gave me my command, a checklist, a target and a button to push. All I had to know was how to push it, and they'd tell me when. They seem to want you know why.
Hunter: I would hope they'd want us all to know why, sir.
Vladimir Wolodarsky: [talking about Jane] I like her hairdo.
PelÃ© dos Santos: Me too, but Steve called her first.
He's chokin'. Whatever he sucked out of her, he's choking on!Brutus "Brutal" Howell
There have been 56 deaths in 1408.Gerald Olin
You better believe it!Baloo
Giancarlo: What's this? You tie these knots? So it starts to come back, huh?
Jason Bourne: No, it doesn't start to come back. The knot's like everything else, I just found the rope and I did it. The same way I can, I can read, I can write. I can add, subtract. I can make coffee. I can shuffle cards. I can set up a chessboard.
Yo, Mike. You gonna come visit my distinguished ass out in California?Boobie Miles
Nadia: [takes off her panties]
Jim: Holy shit.
Finch: HOLY SHIT!
Garage Band Member, Garage Band Member, Garage Band Member: [together] Holy shit!
Enthusiastic Guy: [enthusiastically] Holy shit!
Eve Kendall: Patience is a virtue.
Roger Thornhill: So is breathing.
Miles Logan: Put your hands on the Oodles of Noodles.
Tulley: Chicken or beef?
Miles Logan: Chicken.
Dwight: He's got the drop on her!
Gail: He's got squat! He's dead. He's just too damn dumb to know it.