Willie Mays Hayes. I hit like Mays, and I run like Hayes.Willie Mays Hayes
Cassandra: Yeah, and if a frog had wings it wouldn't bump its ass when it hopped.
Wayne Campbell: Interesting. Where did you learn English?
Cassandra: College... and the Police Academy movies.
Yeah whatever. Whatever the fuck ever.Alonzo Harris
Dante Hicks: You hate people!
Randal Graves: But I love gatherings. Isn't it ironic?
You son of a motherless goat!Lucky Day
You think you're the only guy with a gun?Chris Farraday
And I challenge the "Motor City Cobra", Thomas "Hit Man" Hearns to fight me for the Welterweight Championship of the whole world!Danger Barch
...and the sea cucumber turns to the mollusk and says, "With fronds like these, who needs anemones?"Marlin
Beneath the clothes, we find a man... and beneath the man, we find his... nucleus.Nacho
Darcy: Bring on the tyros, the neophytes, and the dilettantes.
Jan: SATs are over, Darcy.
Darcy: And you're still jealous of my score.
Chewie! I can't see, pal. What's going on? Luke? Luke's crazy! He can't even take care of himself, much less rescue anybody. A Jedi Knight? I'm out of it for a little while, and everyone gets delusions of grandieur!Han Solo
Tony Stark: Dr. Banner, your work is unparalleled. And I'm a huge fan of the way you lose control and turn into an enormous green rage monster...
Bruce Banner: Thanks.