Outside it is windy, but inside it is so hot, every night we have ze battle to keep the girls from taking off all their clothing. So don't go away, who knows? Tonight we may lose the battle!Master of Ceremonies
Buzz: Do you know these life forms?
Woody: Yes, they're Andy's toys.
Jimmy: Let's make a baby!
Paula: Yes, that will solve all our problems.
China Girl: Why don't you just use this?
Finley: It's got a knife.
That's what I'm talking about. Where's the sexy, cool, fun, smart, beautiful Andie that I knew? The one that wanted to be a serious journalist? You're up, you're down, you're here, you're there, you're like a frickin' one woman circus.Ben
Judith: I don't want your shitty old house or your dead grandmother.
Wayne: I'll throw J.D. in. He doesn't look like much but girls call him the human power drill.
J.D.: It's true!
[adding tar to make Kryptonite] What the hell? He ain't gonna smoke it.Gus Gorman
Come on, Kate. It's time to put your mouth where our balls are.Peter La Fleur
Mike Damone: You are a wuss: part wimp, and part pussy.
Robert: You're not going to sing, are you?
Giselle: [singing] How does she know...
Robert: Don't sing. It's okay, you know. Let's just walk. Can we walk?
And you, young Skywalker; we shall watch your career with great interest.Chancellor Palpatine
Frank: I'd like to do some sight-seeing.
Pilot: this plane isn't for tourists
[Frank pulls out gun]
Frank: I'm not a tourist.