Drew: We all know this deal is as certain as death and taxes.
Joe Black: Death and taxes?
Drew: Yes.
Joe Black: Death and taxes?
Drew: Yes.
Joe Black: What an odd pairing.

Squidward Tentacles: Look at me, I'm a god.
Burger-Beard: Hah!
Squidward Tentacles: What is this diabolical thing?

John McClane: Oh shit.
Zeus: What? WHAT?
John McClane: I left Holly hanging on the phone.
Zeus: Ah, call her back.
John McClane: Uhh, she's going to be pissed.
Zeus: She'll get over it.
John McClane: I don't know, Zeus. Like I said, she's a very stubborn woman.
Zeus: She'd have to be to stay married to you.

Happy Gilmore: During high school, I played junior hockey and still hold two league records: most time spent in the penalty box; and I was the only guy to ever take off his skate and try to stab somebody.

[to UPS guy] I signed that release form,so you can just feel free to stick things in my slot.

Natalie

Don't eat the corn dogs.

Bobby

Taya Renae Kyle: Then just tell me. Tell me why you do it. I want to understand.
Chris Kyle: Babe, I do it for you. You know that. I do it to protect you.
Taya Renae Kyle: No, you don’t.
Chris Kyle: Yes, I do.
Taya Renae Kyle: I’m here. Your family is here. Your children have no father.
Chris Kyle: Well, I have to serve my country.
Taya Renae Kyle: You don’t know when to quit! You did your part! We sacrificed enough! You let somebody else go!
Chris Kyle: Let somebody else go?
Taya Renae Kyle: Yeah
Chris Kyle: Babe, I couldn’t live with myself.

Rusty: The Bellagio and the Mirage. These are Terry Benedict's places.
Danny: Yes they are. You think he'll mind?
Rusty: More than somewhat.

[holding a glass with wine] Good evening, Herr Kolnas. You drink better wine that you serve.

Hannibal Lecter

[to Sonja] We are no better than the beasts at our door.

Viktor

Bitch, hang up the phone and star-69 his ass!

Maureen Evans

Riff: Four-and-a-half years I live wit' a buddy an' his family. I think I'm diggin' a guy's character... Boy, I'm a victim of disappointment in you.
Tony: End ya sufferin', little man. Why dontcha just pack up ya gear an' move out?
Riff: 'Cause ya ma's hot fa me...

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