[firing his gun to stop a suspect] All right! Enough of this running shit!


It can be difficult for people from underdeveloped worlds to hear that their planet is not the only inhabited planet.


[defeated by Vector] Oh, come on!


Something's going on. It has to do with that number. There's an answer in that number.

Maximillian Cohen

My grandfather... was a very... SICK... man.

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein

Don't ever say that word. I will never come over and bring you chicken soup and fuck your brains out again.


Minstrel: [singing] Brave Sir Robin ran away...
Sir Robin: *No!*
Minstrel: [singing] bravely ran away away...
Sir Robin: *I didn't!*
Minstrel: [singing] When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled.
Sir Robin: *I never did!*
Minstrel: [singing] Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about, and valiantly, he chickened out.
Sir Robin: *Oh, you liars!*
Minstrel: [singing] Bravely taking to his feet, he beat a very brave retreat. A brave retreat by brave Sir Robin.

I have issues with anyone who treats faith as a burden instead of a blessing. You people don't celebrate your faith; you mourn it.


Albert Markovski: That's bullshit because he doesn't care about things like this, where's the African guy, bring me the African guy, where's the African guy?
Brad Stand: Dude, what're you talking about?
Albert Markovski: Why does he get to write poetry? There's no Gazelles in North America Brad, just so you know, and the building squashing nature is my imagery, not yours, you don't write poetry

John Mason: I want a suite, a shower, a shave, the feel of a suit.
Stanley Goodspeed: May I also suggest a haircut?
John Mason: Am I out of style?
Stanley Goodspeed: Unless you're a 20 year old guitarist from Seattle. It's a grunge thing.

Suicide Blonde: ...I'm a bad person. I don't wanna make you bad.
Fingerling: You don't have that power.

Will Munny: Wanna help me count this, kid?
The Schofield Kid: I trust you.
Will Munny: Don't go trusting me too much.

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