Hey Stan, you're in Ala-Fuckin-Bama. You come from New York. You killed a good old boy. There is no way this is not going to trial.

Vinny Gambini

Erica Barry: I do like sex!
Harry Sanborn: You certainly do.

[on parenting] It's like your Aunt Edna's ass. It goes on forever and it's just as frightening.

Frank

Mmm. Lost a planet, Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing. How embarrassing.

Yoda

Ray Charles: I want you to promise me something. Promise you won't feel sorry for me just because I'm blind.
Della Bea Robinson: How can I pity someone I admire?

Jimmy: Are you married?
Wendy Savage: No... but my boyfriend is.

Is what you want for yourself to become someone very different than me?

Flor Moreno

Stephanie Kehoe, Maid: "It's complicated"? What kind of answer is that?
Marisa: Honest.
Stephanie Kehoe, Maid: The only thing complicated between me and him would be unhooking my bra strap.
Marisa: Look, what am I supposed to do? Make his bed with me in it? Get real! He thinks I'm a guest, here.

It seems like Banky has a problem with all things not hetero.

Hooper

I heard. Tore your faces right off. It obviously doesn't do any good to pull your heads off in front of people if they can't see you!

Juno

You're a bit of a puzzlement to me these days, Wendell. You don't seem to be your old cruel self anymore. And I had such grand plans for your future.

Captain Dudley Smith

Karl: They're using artillery on us!
Hans Gruber: You idiot, it's not the police. It's *him*!

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