David Shaw: Excuse me sir, can you spare 400 grand?
Steven: I don't see why not.
[reading the newspaper] Iron Man? That's kinda catchy.Tony Stark
Alistair Hennessey: Is this my espresso machine? Wh-what is-h-how did you get my espresso machine?
Bill Ubell: Well... uh... we fuckin' stole it, man.
David Mills: Now, I wasn't standing around guarding the Taco Bell, alright? I worked homicide for five years.
William Somerset: Not here.
David Mills: I understand that.
William Somerset: Well, over the next seven days, Detective, do me the favor of remembering that.
Shirt Factory Supervisor: [to Chev] Hey, asshole! Asshole!
Eve: Don't talk to him like that! My boyfriend kills people like you!
Oh, no no. Don't tell me. You have invaded the female nation and spread your democracy.Vaughn Haige
[having seen a snuff movie] At least they could've provided us with a little bit of porn.David Fox
Polygraph Operator: I'm going to ask you a series of control questions. Are you currently in a seated position?
Polygraph Operator: Are you human?
Klaatu: My body is.
Polygraph Operator: Do you feel pain?
Klaatu: My Body does.
Polygraph Operator: Are you aware of an impending attack on the planet earth?
Klaatu: You should let me go.
I'll see my lawyer about this as soon as he graduates from law school.Rufus T. Firefly
What if Andy gets another dinosaur? A mean one? I don't think I can take that kind of rejection.Rex
I'm talking about the gas chamber, and you haven't even asked me what this is about. You've got a big "Guilty" sign around your neck.Ed Exley