Chaucer: Look, I have a gambling problem. I can't help myself. And these people will - quite literally - take off clothes of your back.
William: What are you expecting us to do about it?
Peter The Pardoner of Rouen: He assured us that you, his liege, would pay us.
William: And who are you?
Peter The Pardoner of Rouen: Peter, a humble pardoner and purveyor of religious relics.
William: How much does he owe you?
Simon The Summoner of Rouen: Ten gold florins.
William: What would you do to him, if I was to refuse?
Simon The Summoner of Rouen: We, on behalf of the Lord God, would take him of his flesh, so that he may understand that gambling is a sin.

Rick: Sorry. Didn't mean to scare you.
Evelyn: The only thing that scares me, Mr. O'Connell, are your manners.

Everything I found out, I want to forget.

Jason Bourne

[catching Roxanne] What were you saying? I'm sorry, I was too busy saving your life!

Titan

With no power comes no responsibility.

Dave Lizewski

John Nash: And then, on the way home, Charles was there again. Sometimes I miss talking to him. Maybe Rosen is right. Maybe I have to think about going back to the hospital.
Alicia Nash: Maybe try again tomorrow.

Harry: Dragons? That's the first task? You're joking!
Hagrid: Poor Ron nearly fainted when he saw them.
Harry: Ron was here?
Hagrid: Yeah. His brother Charlie had to bring them down from Romania. Didn't he tell you?
Harry: No he didn't. He didn't tell me anything.

Commander: There's something moving.
Soldier: Well, what is it?
Commander: It's a horse they found wandering about in No Man's Land.
Soldier: What kind of a horse?
Commander: A miraculous kind of horse, would be my guess.

Holy crap balls.

Flint Lockwood

[seeing Starscream attacking the city] We're so dead.

Captain Lennox

Davey: Why are you walking?
Griffin: I like to walk for a change. Makes me feel normal.

All right, Popeye's here! get your hands on your heads, get off the bar, and get on the wall!

Jimmy 'Popeye' Doyle

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