Butler: If you're a Scottish Lord, then I am Mickey Mouse.
Indiana Jones: How dare he.

It takes a great deal of courage to stand up to your enemies, but a great deal more to stand up to your friends.


[holding a glass with wine] Good evening, Herr Kolnas. You drink better wine that you serve.

Hannibal Lecter

You know what one of the reasons for short term memory loss is? Venereal disease. Maybe your cunt of fucking a wife sucked one too many diseased cocks and turned you into a fucking retard.


Out of all the Korean liquor stores, why did my dad have to walk into that one?

Ling Ling

This is why you are so nervous all the time. You have like chunks of roast beef in your heart!


Brody: Yeah, but I'm not drunk enough to go out on a boat.
Hooper: Yes, you are.
Brody: No, I'm not.
Hooper: Yes, you are.
Brody: I can't do that.
Hooper: Yes, you can.

This old maid, she had a parrot that cursed a blue streak and knew more vulgar expressions than Mr. Kowalski.

Blanche DuBois

Eve Kendall: I want you to do a favor for me. A big, big favor.
Roger Thornhill: Name it.
Eve Kendall: I want you to leave right now, stay far away from me, and don't come near me again. We're not going to get involved. Last night was last night, and it's all there was, and it's all there is. There isn't going to be anything more between us. So please. Goodbye, good luck, no conversation, just leave.

[in the voice of a cartoon mouse] I'm the mascot of an evil corporation!

Bart Simpson

ELE! Everybody love everybody!

Jackie Moon

Am I really dying?


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