Karen: Why are you dressed so scary?
Cady: It's Halloween.
Wayne: So, Coach, how's your parole coming?
Coach Norton: Not good. The victim's whiny family keeps complaining
J.D.: God! What is their PROBLEM?
Howard Hughes: You're the tallest woman I have ever met.
Katharine Hepburn: And all sharp elbows and knees. Beware.
Harry Stamper: The United States Government just asked us to save the world. Anyone wanna say no?
Chick: 20 years, I've never turned you down once. Not about to start now. I'm there.
Of all the missions in all the jungles you had to walk into this one.Topper Harley
You know friend, this is a god damn bitch of an unsatisfactory situation.Jack Twist
People will say we're in love.Hannibal Lecter
That girl needs to take up knitting... or some sport where she can only injure herself.Chad Danforth
Joseph: [to Phoebe] Boys have a penis, and girls have a vagina.
Phoebe: [to Kimble] Well, I see you've covered the basics.
Well, every job has a perfect tool. Let's see... Uh, this lock doesn't accept Master Card.C.D. Bales
Got an issue? Here's a tissue.Nigel Powers
William: Witness Exhibit A: My 8th Grade science project - a working rain forest. Mike Dexter threw it out a third story window. It rains here no more. Witness Exhibit B: An eye patch I wore for a month after Mike beaned me with a raisin in home ec. My parents took me to a 3D film. I saw no third dimension. And of course, how could I forget the pudding incident? I know no one else has. Well gentlemen, tonight, Mike Dexter will know humiliation. Tonight Mike Dexter will know ridicule. Tonight is the night we fight back. Tonight is our independence night.