It doesn't matter what Lucy said. I stopped trusting her after she stole my poprocks in the third grade.

Matt

Is it the terrorists?

Rachel Ferrier

Judges, lawyers, cops, politicians. They stop bringing dope into this country, about a hundred thousand people are gonna be out of a job.

Detective Richie Roberts

I was born under unusual circumstances.

Benjamin Button

All of you! You all killed him! And my brother, and Riff. Not with bullets, or guns, with hate. Well now I can kill, too, because now I have hate!

Maria

Wayne & Garth: We're not worthy! We're not worthy! We're not worthy!
Steven Tyler: You're worthy, you're worthy. Get up!

Jack Byrnes: Greg's in medicine too.
Bob Banks: What field?
Greg Focker: Nursing.
Bob Banks: Ha ha ha ha. No, really, what field are you in?
Greg Focker: Nursing.

Poor Doug misses his mum.

Danny Jones

Jane: How could you do something so vicious
Vincent Ludwig: It was easy my dear. You forget I spent two years as a building contractor.

Oh that's great! That's just FUCKING great! Did you get that?

Jack Rose

Very basic strategy. If your enemies know where you are, then don't be there.

Rufus

Patrick: Not a big talker, huh?
Kat Stratford: Depends on the topic. My fenders don't really whip me into a verbal frenzy.

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