Yo mamas so fat, her pant size is, um... um... Bitch, lose some weight!

Urban Girl

Well, I guess when I'm your age, I'll forget what I eat, too.

Valentine McKee

Remember. No matter what happens. You are made for good.


We'll see who's powerless now!


I have a girlfriend, beat that out of me, bitch.

Dudley Frank

[Anouk has come home from school upset]
Vianne Rocher: Anouk, just tell me what happened?
Anouk Rocher: Are you Satan's helper?
Vianne Rocher: Well, it... it's not easy, being different.
Anouk Rocher: Why can't we go to church?
Vianne Rocher: Well, you can if you want... but it won't make things easier.
Anouk Rocher: Why can't you wear black shoes like the other mothers?

Deborah Clasky: So tell me again why I can't call him on his cell again?
Evelyn Norwich: Besides that he turned it off?
Deborah Clasky: Yeah.
Evelyn Norwich: Forty messages starts to look needy.

Be a mensch!

Dr. Dreyfuss

[narrating] I wanted to run away that day, but you can't run away from your own feet.

Flint Lockwood

Valentine McKee: We can't hold still long! These things are damn smart! They're getting smarter by the minute!
Burt Gummer: That's fine! [holds up a stick of dynamite] We got some new things to teach 'em!

I can't believe we said no to free beer!

Valentine McKee

Once-ler: I didn't think anyone still cared.
Ted: Well that's me: The guy who still cares.

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