Stu: "You got shot!"
Phil: "Am I gonna be ok? You're a doctor."
[Stu looks at the gunshot wound and screams]

Shut it... lock it... and get the fuck away from it.


President Snow: You fought very hard in the Games, Miss Everdeen. But they were games. Would you like to be in a real war? Imagine thousands of your people, dead. Your loved ones, gone.
Katniss Everdeen: What do I need to do?

Police Officer: All right, let me get this straight. A man in a kabuki mask attacked you with an army of miniature flying robots.
Hiro Hamada: Microbots, Baymax, tell him.
Baymax: Yes, officer
Police Officer: Microbots
Hiro Hamada: Yeah, he was controlling them telepathically with a neuro-cranial transmitter.
Police Officer: So Mr. Kabuki was using ESP to attack you and balloon man.
Hiro Hamada: I know it sounds crazy.
Police Officer: Kid, how about we call your parents and get them down here?
Hiro Hamada: What?
Police Officer: Write your name and number down on this piece of paper and we can…

You're a fine doctor, Clipton, but you've a lot to learn about the army.

Colonel Nicholson

[narrating] I wanted to run away that day, but you can't run away from your own feet.

Flint Lockwood

[thinking Marty is an alien]
Sherman Peabody: It's already mutated into human form. Shoot it!
Old Man Peabody: [firing shotgun at barn] Take that, you mutated son of a bitch!

Cop: You working again?
John Wick: No, just sorting some stuff out.

So... you guys wanna make out or what?

Doug Butabi

Stoick: When we crack this mountain open, all hell is going to break loose.
Gobber: And my undies. Good thing I brought extras.

Wendy: Your father has finally gone completely mental!
Otto: So the old lady's gonna m-m-m-meet with an accident eh K-K-K-K-Ken?

Billie Frechette: What do you want?
John Dillinger: Everything. Right now.

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