I think I found a way home. And this last job, that's how I get there.

Cobb

If I'd grown up on a farm and was retarded, Bruges might impress me, but I didn't, so it doesn't.

Ray

Gru: [to the girls] You will not cry, or sneeze or barf or fart! No annoying sounds.
Agnes: Does this count as annoying?
[puckles her cheeks]

Jimmy: I see you got fat!
Chazz: I see you still look like a 15-year-old girl but not hot.

Gru: We stole the Statue of Liberty...!
[the minions cheer]
Gru: ...the small one, from Las Vegas!
[the cheers stop]

Jazz: You want a piece of me, huh?
Megatron: No, I want two!

Edith: It was your cousin's idea!
Dave the Minion: *What*?

[Final Line] What the fuck have you done lately?

Wesley

[flipping frantically through the Bible] This book doesn't have any answers!

Homer Simpson

Thorny: [after pulling car over] Do you know how fast you were going back there?
College Kid 1: Umm... 65?
Thorny: 63.
College Kid 1: But... isn't the speed limit 65?
Thorny: Yeah. It is.
College Kid 2: [stoned] I'm freakin' out, man!

There's no such thing as destiny. There are only different choices. Some choices are easy, some aren't. Those are the really important ones, the ones that define us as people.

Walter Sparrow

Don Corleone: I never wanted this for you. I work my whole life - I don't apologize - to take care of my family, and I refused to be a fool, dancing on the string held by all those bigshots. I don't apologize - that's my life - but I thought that, that when it was your time, that you would be the one to hold the string. Senator Corleone; Governor Corleone. Well, it wasn't enough time, Michael. It wasn't enough time.
Michael: We'll get there, pop. We'll get there.

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