Sarah Merrit: Do you know the feeling when you're married to a really nice guy?
Dr. Garrigan: You feel like a shit.
Sarah Merrit: Yeah...
Morgan: They said there are one of two outcomes of an invasion. One: they fight, and are defeated, and have to return again with full forces hundreds or even thousands of years later.
Graham Hess: What's two?
Morgan: They win.
I'm gettin' ready to launch a little thing called operation sweep her off her feet.Roy
I think it's important to reach out to our fans in the shitty areas, too.Nikolai Wolf
This isn't going to have a happy ending.William Somerset
I am Colin. God of Sex. I'm just on the wrong continent, that's all.Colin
Carol Connelly: You're going to die soon with that diet. You know that, right?
Melvin Udall: Oh, we're all going to die soon. I will, you will, and it sure sounds like your son will.
Ten seconds you won't believe what's gonna happen.Lee Christmas
Maggie Fitzgerald: They took my leg, boss.
Frankie Dunn: It's gonna be alright, you hear?
Maggie Fitzgerald: I always hear your voice, boss.
Lucky Day: Well, we're just gonna have to use our brains.
Ned Nederlander, Dusty Bottoms: Damn it!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Let's go, team!
Patrick Star: I want a new team! This one's broken!
Mike O' Donnell: Why are you dating him? He's bullying your brother.
Maggie O'Donnell: Who are you my father?