Lt. Weinberg: You've heard her. My daughter said a word. She said, "Pa."
Kaffee: She was pointing to a mailbox, Sam.
Lt. Weinberg: That's right. She pointed to the mailbox as if to say, "Pa, look, a mailbox."

Travis, get your gorgeous tuchus out of here.

Marilyn Dean

Yo, you guys are gonna miss this shit! The big guy's gonna cornhole that ass! With his weiner!

Jay

[to Mr. Potato Head] I'm packing your extra pair of shoes, and your angry eyes just in case.

Mrs. Potato Head

It is absolutely imperative that we work with the Costa Rican Department of Biological Preserves to establish a set of rules for the preservation and isolation of that island. These creatures require our absence to survive, not our help. And if we could only step aside and trust in nature, life will find a way.

John Hammond

Capt. Ramsey: We have orders in hand. Those orders are to make a preemptive launch. Every second we lose increases the chances that by the time our missiles arrive, their silos could be empty because they've flown their birds and struck us first.
Hunter: Yes sir.
Capt. Ramsey: You know as well as I do that any launch order received without authentication, is no order at all.
Hunter: Yes sir.
Capt. Ramsey: That's our number one rule.

Colin: You look great!
Abby Richter: Oh, just doing the dishes.

Aunt Voula: Toula. Toula! You're engaged. You're engaged-We never think this would happen for you. Never. *Never.* Taki, didn't we say that...
Uncle Taki: We never think this day would come. Never.

Jackson Bentley: Never saw a man killed with a sword before. T.E. Lawrence: [contemptuously] Why don't you take a picture? Jackson Bentley: Wish I had.

Powell: [referring to the underground staircase] How do a bunch of people with hand tools build all this?
Ben Gates: The same way the built the pyramids, and the Great Wall of China.
Riley Poole: Yeah... the aliens helped them.

[to Claire, about searching for her nephews] Don't worry. It's gonna be just like taking a walk in the woods... 65 million years ago.

Owen

Roman: Someone is trying to ruin my movie. Someone wants to kill my movie.
Detective Wallace: We'll talk about your movie down at the station. All right, this is the scene where you come with us.

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