I think I just came... didn't you feel it?

Mike Damone

Harold: I want that.
Kumar: What? A Hot Dog Heaven super chili cheese dog?
Harold: No. I want that feeling. The feeling that comes over a man when he gets exactly what he desires. I need that feeling!
Kumar: Are you saying what I think you're saying?
Harold: We gotta go to White Castle.
Kumar: YES! YES! I knew you had it in you dude!

Colin: You look great!
Abby Richter: Oh, just doing the dishes.

I may not be a smart dog, but I know what roadkill is.

Slinky Dog

I didn't know I could be this happy without incurring credit card debt!


No intensity, no victory.

Christina Pagniacci

Elizabeth Imbrie: What's this room? I've forgotten my compass.
Macaulay Connor: I'd say, south-by-southwest parlor-by-living-room.

Alex: [to Jimmy] So how come they call you rabbit?
Future: Cause he's fast and likes to fuck a lot.

[a co-worker of Anna's asks her out] Keep moving, cheesedick.

Malcolm Crowe

American Representative: Fuck Canada!
Canadian Representative: Hey fuck you buddy!

All men must choose between two paths. Good is the path of honour, friends and family. Evil... well, it's just cooler. Hit it!


Detective Rhonda Boney: Amy lost a lot of blood in there then somebody mopped it up.
Nick Dunne: Why'd they mop up the blood if they're trying to stage a crime scene?

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