Alma Moore: Okay, I was going to tell you, okay? There was this guy Joey. His name is Joey; he's at work. We went out and we had dessert; I went out and had dessert with him when I told you I worked late and I didn't work late and I'm feeling really guilty in case we're gonna die. I just wanted you to know that.
Elliot Moore: You...lied to me?
Phillippe Weis: You put enough time in the wrong hands, you upset the whole system.
Will: Let's hope so.
Johnny O: What you gotta do is think real hard and come up with someone who can't be traced to either one of us who can pay a visit to that guy she was with.
Gary: No, I don't want anything to happen to him.
Johnny O: Right... [winks] I understand.
Well, that's the thing about life, is the surprises, the little things that sneak up on you and grab hold of you.George
Joanna: When did you decide all that?
Peter Gibbons: About an hour ago.
Joanna: An hour ago... so you're gonna get another job?
Peter Gibbons: I don't think I'd like another job.
Joanna: Well, what are you going to do about money and bills and...
Peter Gibbons: You know, I've never really liked paying bills. I don't think I'm gonna do that, either.
Cosmo Renfro: When I die, I wanna come back just like you.
Deputy Marshal Samuel Gerard: Oh, you mean happy and handsome?
Man on Porch: Why don't you kiss her instead of talking her to death?
George Bailey: You want me to kiss her, huh?
Man on Porch: Ah, youth is wasted on the wrong people.
Travis: I joined this program and there's steps. There's... uh...
Travis: Yeah, how'd you know?
Cher: Wild guess.
I don't dance very well when my partner has a gun in his hand.Clara Clayton
You know it's not easy being your friend.Lee Christmas
[to Alison] Are you the lady who doesn't realize she's pregnant until she's sitting on the toilet and the kid pops out?Debbie
Brian Dennehy: Did someone say my name?
Stan: Who are you?
Brian Dennehy: I'm Brian Dennehy.
Kyle: What? No, not fuckin' Brian Dennehy!
Stan: Get the fuck out of here!
Brian Dennehy: Oh. Bye.