[Head restraint brings the computer screen right in-front of him] Ooh that's very clever.

Wikus Van De Merwe

Vincent Benedict: Money talks and bullshit walks!
Julius Benedict: How can bullshit walk?

Attaboy! Keep him busy!

Joe Gould

Then let's head on down into that cellar and carve ourselves a witch.

Ash

Francis Fratelli: Tell us everything! Everything!
Chunk: Everything. OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this
Jake Fratelli: I'm beginning to like this kid, Ma!
Mama Fratelli: [tired of Chunk's stalling] Hit puree!

[first lines]
Ricky Martin: Mom, will you still be a science teacher when I get into high school?
Jessica Martin: Hmm... You never know. Why?
Ricky Martin: 'Cause I think it'd be kind of weird to have your mom as a teacher.

Jane: Do you like my new dress?
Fletcher: What ever takes the focus off your head!

Vicki Vale: I've just got to know. Are we gonna try and love each other?
Bruce Wayne: I'd like to. But he's out there right now. And I've got to go to work.

So the man can turn out a hinge in less than a minute, why the long story?

Oskar Schindler

Bobby Jordan: [Pushing Jack into the lockers] Make me laugh, asshole.
Judy Danvers: Jack, come on, he's an asshole.
Bobby Jordan: Shut the fuck up skank.
Jack Stall: [Jack kicks Bobby's buddy in the groin and moves to Bobby] Come her you fuck!
[Jack punches Bobby and brings him to the ground]
Jack Stall: You cocksucking motherfucker!

Isabel: He is a handsome little Focker!
Jack Byrnes: He's not a Focker.

David Justice: What's your biggest fear?
Scott Hatteberg: A baseball being hit in my general direction.

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