Burt Ramsey: You smell like trouble.
Jimmy Gator: I'm fucking hammered, Burt.

Lucy: My Dad told me to tell you that he's on the phone with his dentist, and that I should behave myself and entertain you until he gets back.
Sydney Ellen Wade: Oh. Your father's on the phone with his dentist?
Lucy: No, he told me to tell you he's on the phone with his dentist. He wants you to think he's a regular guy.
Sydney Ellen Wade: Oh. Well, who's he on the phone with?
Lucy: The prime minister of Israel.

Kowalski: We've arrived in the center of Dublin, Ireland.
Skipper: We gotta blend in. River dance.

[voiceover] Come to Los Angeles! The sun shines bright, the beaches are wide and inviting, and the orange groves stretch as far as the eye can see. There are jobs aplenty, and land is cheap. Every working man can have his own house, and inside every house, a happy, all-American family. You can have all this, and who knows... you could even be discovered, become a movie star... or at least see one. Life is good in Los Angeles... it's paradise on Earth." Ha ha ha ha. That's what they tell you, anyway.

Sid Hudgens

Don't talk at me boy as if I've never seen a war!

Colonel Ludlow

Luba: What did you do?
Brit: You go first.

Jack Ryan: There's no beer in the fridge.
Nancy Hayes: Look in the cabinet.
Jack Ryan: In the cabinet? What are you, British?

If anyone needs me, I'll be in the Roosevelt Room, giving Lewis oxygen.

A.J. MacInerney

Hamish: You'll move.
William Wallace: I will not.
Campbell: [Hands Hamish a large stone] He'll move.
[Hamish throws the stone barely missing Wallace. Wallace throws a small stone hitting Hamish between the eyes]
Hamish: I shoulda remembered the rocks.
William Wallace: Aye, you shoulda.

Marianne: Sir John, might I play your pianoforte?
Sir John Middleton: Yes, yes. Of course. We do not stand upon ceremony here.

I'm a teacher. All I need are minds for molding.

Dewey Finn

"We've got calls coming in from people who've found local dogs - but the calls aren't local. It's like they all just...ran away."

Deputy to Jack Lamb

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