Bobby: Have you ever seen a horse race before? Have you ever, like, heard one on the radio?
James Brennan: Harness racing or, like, the normal kind?
Paulette: That's a good question.
Bobby: That doesn't really matter. Look, the Kentucky Derby, have you seen the Kentucky Derby? The way they announce it on the radio, and it's really...
Paulette: Yeah, 100, 200, going...
Bobby: That's an auction, sweetie.
Paulette: Right.

You can make their team then.

Himself - Film Director

It took God seven days to create paradise. Let's see if I can do better.

Poison Ivy

Stephen Myers: Were gonna be fine. We have to do it, it's the right thing to do and nothing bad happens when you're doing the right thing.
Governor Morris: Is this your personal theory? 'Cause I can shoot holes in it.
Stephen Myers: Well there's exceptions to every rule...

Kyle: You cant die! We don't know where we are!
The Mole: You must go on...
Kyle: No, we have no fucking clue where we are!

Jennifer Gaines: Are we going to move again?
Sharon Gaines: No, honey.
Coach Gary Gaines: Possibly.

Living like this is a full-time business.

Mark "Rent-boy" Renton

Your father says he doesn't care what happens to you. You can go to a trade school. You wanted a job? You'll see how much fun a foundry can be!

Gilberte Doinel

What do you know?!

Bryan Mills

Agent 99: Not bad for a rookie.
Maxwell Smart: Not bad for an old lady.

Shut up! I'm having a rhetorical conversation!

Max Bialystock

Do you love me? I mean really love me. Because if you don't... I'll just have to kill you.

Sofía

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