Ash: Linda's still asleep. I don't know what else to do for her. It'll be dawn in a few hours so...
Scotty: I can't wait. I'm getting out of here... now!
Ash: Scotty, we can't take Linda anywhere with her leg like that. We don't even know if there is any other way back besides the bridge.
Scotty: Well... maybe there's an old road or a hiking trail or something. I mean, there must be another away around the cliff.
Ash: Listen to me. Linda cannot walk with her leg like that. She can't even stand up.
Scotty: So, we'll leave her here until we can send somebody back.
Ash: What, are you crazy? I'm not...
Scotty: Look, I'm getting out of here! I don't care what happens to her! She's your girlfriend, not mine.

Will Burton: I think you're trying too hard to be like Flea from the Red Hot Chili Peppers.
Bug: That's crazy; I don't even like Flea.
Will Burton: Yeah, what's your name?
Bug: ...Bug.

Two-Face: You have broken into our hideout. You have violated the sanctity of our lair. For this we should crush your bones into POWDER. However, you do pose a very interesting proposition: therefore, heads, we accept, and tails, we blow your damned head off!

Bob: I was feeling tight in the shoulders and neck, so I called down and had a Shiatsu massage in my room...
Charlotte: Mmm, that's nice!
Bob: And the tightness has completely disappeared and been replaced by unbelievable pain.

Drizella: Cinder Wench!
Anastasia: Dirty Ella!
Drizella: Cinderella!

Well, fuck you very much. But thanks for thinking of me.


I don't want to go back into my stinking book.


Lynn Sheridan: [to David] Go away, asshole!
Billy: [laughs] Lynn said A hole with S's!

Jarda: Word in the ether was you'd lost your memory.
Jason Bourne: You still should have moved.

Gail: Those boys in that Chrysler are one mistake away from seeing what Miho can do, and she' been aching for some practice.
Dwight: She guides my glance upwards to the pixie person on the roof's edge. Deadly little Miho.

[to Luke] I see you have constructed a new lightsabre. Your skills are complete. Indeed you are powerful as the Emperor has foreseen.

Darth Vader

Stop babbling, boy!

Teddy Roosevelt

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