You dirty bastard.

One Two

They fuck you and fuck you and fuck you, and just when you think it's over, that's when the real fucking begins!

Conrad

It's like no place I've ever seen.

Oz

Hiccup: [v.o] Oh, and there's one more thing you need to know.
Hiccup: Sorry... Dad.

What shall we do when evil runs rampant in the streets?

Roxanne Ritchi

[speaking to Anna] You'd be my whore. And in return I will pay you with your liberty.

Larry

Can I come in?

Tony Mendez

Trench: Only an idiot would do this job.
Barney Ross: How much?
Trench: Like I said.

Stacy Hamilton: When a guy has an orgasm, how much comes out?
Linda Barrett: A quart or so.

Thelma: I know it's crazy, but I just feel like I got a knack for this shit.
Louise: I believe you do.

Dr. Buddy Rydell: Dave assaulted a female flight attendant.
Stacy: Nice!
Gina: I bet you beat her good.
Dave Buznik: I didn't beat anybody. I touched a woman...
Chuck: Liar, Bullshiter... you're a WOMAN BEATER! And you can't admit it because you're a deluded piece of garbage!

Philip Lisle: Your documentations and guarantees. If I were you, I'd keep them in a very safe place.
Terry Leather: Yeah, well it very well won't be a safety deposit box.

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