Devil hands have been busy...

John Connor

Mike: I'm stoned... so are you!
[looks in the backseat]
Mike: Dammit! The nitrous oxide's leaking into the car! OK, calm down... we just gotta keep under the speed limit... limit...
[starts giggling]
Mike: Limit! Haha, that's another one of those freaky words!

Stop babbling, boy!

Teddy Roosevelt

You know, some people take things for granted, like the ability to chew solid food.


We have a new record. Cue the cheesy inspirational music.


There is no defeat in death, Master Bruce. Victory comes in defending what we know is right while we still live.


President James Marshall: Did you hear my speech?
Grace: Yeah.
President James Marshall: Yeah?
Grace: You're gonna get yourself re-elected.
President James Marshall: That's what I keep telling them.

Germany has declared war on the Jones boys.

Walter Donovan

You see. You are a doctor and a philosopher. Yes, I do have a good life now. Please, please. Sit here. I come from a very poor family, I think you should know this. My father left me when I was a child. The British Army; became my home. They took me as a cleaner, in the kitchens, cleaning pots. They used to beat me.

Idi Amin

Mookie: Pino, fuck you, fuck your fuckin' pizza, and fuck Frank Sinatra.
Pino: Yeah? Well fuck you, too, and fuck Michael Jackson.

Dick Stensland: We'll do the town one night on me.
Bud White: I'll bring my wallet just in case.

Richard Messner: You said someone came up to you as an FBI agent?
Pimply Casino Employee: Yeah?
Richard Messner: And then you saw him get on the elevator wearing a security guard outfit?
Pimply Casino Employee: Yeah?
Richard Messner: And THAT doesn't seem odd to you?

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