What shall we do when evil runs rampant in the streets?

Roxanne Ritchi

[speaking to Anna] You'd be my whore. And in return I will pay you with your liberty.

Larry

Can I come in?

Tony Mendez

Trench: Only an idiot would do this job.
Barney Ross: How much?
Trench: Like I said.

Stacy Hamilton: When a guy has an orgasm, how much comes out?
Linda Barrett: A quart or so.

Thelma: I know it's crazy, but I just feel like I got a knack for this shit.
Louise: I believe you do.

Dr. Buddy Rydell: Dave assaulted a female flight attendant.
Stacy: Nice!
Gina: I bet you beat her good.
Dave Buznik: I didn't beat anybody. I touched a woman...
Chuck: Liar, Bullshiter... you're a WOMAN BEATER! And you can't admit it because you're a deluded piece of garbage!

Philip Lisle: Your documentations and guarantees. If I were you, I'd keep them in a very safe place.
Terry Leather: Yeah, well it very well won't be a safety deposit box.

Max Fischer: How much are you worth, by the way?
Herman Blume: I don't know.
Max Fischer: Over ten million?
Herman Blume: Yeah, I guess so.
Max Fischer: Good, good.
Herman Blume: Why?
Max Fischer: Cause we're gonna need all of it.

Stephanie: You're a virgin?
Luke Shapiro: No. Naw. I just haven't officially had sex yet.

Go Go Tomago: Why is Baymax wearing carbon fiber underpants?
Baymax: This may undermine my non-threatening huggable design.
Fred: He's glorious!

If it looks like shit, and it sounds like shit, than it must be shit.

Jack Horner

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