You were right about one thing you are a CPA, a certified public asshole!

Leo Bloom

110. Get a job, punk.

Eddie Scrap-Iron Dupris

All my life, I've been fighting my way upstream.

The Duchess of Devonshire

Bitch, hang up the phone and star-69 his ass!

Maureen Evans

Oh, great. Valium. Not only will we be able to go to sleep, if we get attacked in the middle of the night, we won't even care.

Jim

Cher's saving herself for Luke Perry.

Dionne

Roger Thornhill: How do we know it's not a fake? It looks like a fake.
Bidder: Well, one thing we know. You're no fake. You are a genuine idiot.

You have paid the price for your lack of vision.

The Emperor

June Carter: You walked here all the way from Nashville?
Johnny Cash: Yeah, well, walking is good for you...

Oh that's right, Private Pyle, don't make any fucking effort to get to the top of the fucking obstacle. If God would have wanted you up there he would have miracled your ass up there by now, wouldn't he?

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman

Five, four, three, two, one... Ready or not, here I come.

Peter Parker

[talking to Deacon] I know you don't want to go to jail in Mexico because nobody wants to go to jail in Mexico. They put all kinds of burritos in your ass.

Miles Logan

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