[narrating] No matter where he is, I thought you should know what kind of man your father really was.

Eddie Scrap-Iron Dupris

I spent the last 12 years of my life building rooms like this specifically to keep out people like us

Burnham

Melanie Carmichael: [gets up to leave] Jake, I can't do this.
Jake: [grabs her arm so she faces him] I know.
[they kiss]
Jake: [eventually pulling away] Go home, Mel.

Where is Jeff Spicoli? I saw him earlier today, near the first floor bathrooms, is he still on campus? Anyone?

Mr. Hand

Rachel Keller: Kate told you she was going to die?
Aidan Keller: She said she didn't have enough time.

Wolverine: Gotta get her out of there. Cyclops, can you hit it?
Cyclops: The ring's moving too fast.
Wolverine: Just shoot it!
Cyclops: I'll kill her!

Tai: "no s*^t, you guys got coke here?!"
Cher: "well yeah, this is america"

Samantha: Is that weird? You think I'm weird?
Theodore: Kind of.
Samantha: Why?
Theodore: Well, you seem like a person but you're just a voice in a computer.
Samantha: I can understand how the limited perspective of an unartificial mind might perceive it that way. You'll get used to it.
Samantha: Was that funny?
Theodore: Yeah.
Samantha: Oh good, I'm funny!

What happened to going down the chimney?

Grand Santa

Anthony: You could fill the Staple Center with what you don't know.
Peter: The Kings are playing tonight.
Anthony: You don't like hockey! Only reason you say you so it to piss me off!
Peter: ...I love hockey.

Love is patient, love is kind, love is slowly going out of your mind

Kevin

Louis Simo: Lady, I can nail you with this.
Leonore Lemmon: D'Artagnan, you couldn't nail me with roses and a trip to Vegas.

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