Marlin: So, we're cheating death now, that's what we're doing, and we're having fun at the same time, I can do this, just be careful...
Dory: Yeah, be careful I don't make you cry when I win!
Marlin: Oh, I don't think so!
Dory: Give it up old man, you can't fight evolution, I was built for speed!
Marlin: The question is Dory, are you hungry?
Dory: Hungry? Why?
Marlin: 'Cause you're about to eat my bubbles!

Sorry new girl, but nobody hit your buzzer...


The fate of the planet is in the hands of a bunch of retards I wouldn't trust with a potato gun.

General Kimsey

Reverend Cleophus James: The sad sack was sittin' on a block o' stone/Way over in the corner weepin' all alone/
Curtis: The warden said, "Hey, buddy, don't you be no square / if you can't find a partner use a wooden chair!"
Ray: Let's rock, everybody, let's rock/
Mrs. Murphy: Everybody on the whole cell block / Was dancin' to the Jailhouse rock.

Welcome to the island of misfit toys.


Linus Caldwell: What did I say?
Danny Ocean: You called his niece a whore.
Rusty Ryan: A very cheap one.
Danny Ocean: She's seven.

What kind of rat bastard psychotic would play that song right now, at this moment?

Raoul Duke

Agent Brown: What were you doing?
Agent Jones: He doesn't know.

Magneto: What's your name?
Pyro: John.
Magneto: What's your real name, John?
Pyro: Pyro.

When it rains, you put on a coat... of Spray-On Shoes!

Flint Lockwood

When you love someone, you've gotta trust them. There's no other way. You've got to give them the key to everything that's yours. Otherwise, what's the point? And, for a while, I believed that's the kind of love I had.

Ace Rothstein

Neo: Why do my eyes hurt?
Morpheus: You've never used them before.

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