John McClane: All right, just stay here and get ready to call the marines.
Chief Engineer Leslie Barnes: I thought they were the army.
John McClane: Who gives a fuck, just be ready.

The kingdom of FAR FAR Away, Donkey? That's where we're going! FAR! FAR!... away.


We are gonna play the rest of this night out in motherfucking peace. Does anyone have a problem with that?

Mary Sandin

I wanna kiss ya-ya don't have to kiss me back if ya don't feel like it.


...maybe you should let people see you, yeah? I mean, the last time we were together, you were, you were, you were in a coma, and you were very fucking rude to me. You didn't say a word.

Thomas Tipp

Around the survivors a perimeter create.


T.S. Quint: Jesus, how much did you smoke?
Jay: All it took was a phat, chronic blunt. These guys were lightweights.
T.S. Quint: How much do I owe you?
Jay: My treat. As long as you promise that the next time you pop your old lady, you make her call you "Jay." Snootchie Bootchies.
T.S. Quint: Let's hope there is a next time.

That which does not kill us makes us stronger - Friedrich Nietzsche

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Larry: Ah yes, he was our fourth president, right?
Rebecca: Twenty-sixth

I'm the father of the Internet.


Rabbi Cohen: Who do you think you are? You are only a vessel from our god. You are carrying a delivery that was meant for us.
Maximillian Cohen: It was given to me.

Carrie Bradshaw: Lets go down to the hotel for dinner tonight, I need to get myself out of my mexacoma.
Samantha Jones: Aww, you made a little joke. Good for you!

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