Sally: [when they arrive at the old house, upon seeing its condition] Oh, I wish they hadn't let the place fall apart.
Jerry: Now it looks like the birthplace of Bela Lugosi.

Look what I'm not cleaning up.

Maggie Witzky

Annie: I'm the most screwed-up person in the world!
Sarah: You're not even the most screwed-up person in this room!

[to Dobby] Never try to save my life again.

Harry

William Parrish: You want me to be your guide?
Joe Black: You fit the bill, Bill.

Bob Gaudio: Tommy, no stolen goods, okay?
Tommy DeVito: Stolen goods? No! These fell off a truck.

Well if you like borsch perhaps, but I've eaten better in an oily GALLEY. My wife said to the waiter, "where did this man learn to cook? AFGHANISTAN? So then we went on to the Bolshoi ballet, to see this new girl Gizelle. Well, you remember how BEAUTIFUL she was! Well, she just married a factory manager and...

Dr. Petrov

[to Laura] Why don't you be a girl and sunbathe or somethin?

Zane Forester

That was a very student film.

Noah (after watching the videotape)

I've always thought a good lashing with a buggy whip would benefit you immensely.

Rhett Butler

Marshall Sisco: Are you gonna go get him?
Karen Sisco: It's possible, why?
Marshall Sisco: Well, I was thinking, you could have a nice time with him on the ride down - like picking up where your interlude or whatever you call it left off - and then you could throw him in the shit house!

Masrani: So the paddock is quite safe then...
Claire: Yes. We have the best structural engineers in the world.
Masrani: Yeah, so did Hammond...

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