You're not Death. You're just a kid in a suit.

William Parrish

"You're never gonna believe where I'm callin' you from, man. I'm on a mountain, on my phone!"

[passing the main characters, as they begin to suspect they're in the '80s]

Eric Knox: So where we going, House of Pancakes or The Sizzler?
Vivian Wood: What are you, the cheapest man on the planet?

Quentin Hapsburg: I don't recall your name on the guest list.
Lt. Frank Drebin: That's OK. I sometimes go by my maiden name.

I'm not an agent, I just write books for the CIA.

Jack Ryan

Beatrice High senior Charlie Grimille died tragically during a presentation of the play The Gallows.

News reporter

[watching chase unfold in 2015] There's something very familiar about all this.

Old Biff

You are defeated but you have no shame. You are stubborn but you have no pride. You endure but you have no courage.

Colonel Saito

You want an opinion? With a push-up bra you could have a nice rack of lamb up there.

Maury Ballstein

Velma Von Tussle: Hey you. Can I ask you a personal question?
Edna Turnblad: No, you may not...
Velma Von Tussle: Is your daughter mulatto?

Counselor: I want her to have something that she would not be uncomfortable wearing. I don't want to give her a diamond so big she'd be afraid to wear it.
Diamond Dealer: She is probably more courageous than you imagine.

Hermione: Look. Hagrid's our friend, why don't we just go and ask him about it?
Ron: Oh, that'd be a cheerful visit. "Ello Hagrid! Tell us, have you been setting anything mad and hairy loose in the castle lately?"
[Hagrid has walked up behind them]
Hagrid: Mad and hairy? Yer wouldn't be talkin' about me, now would ya?
Ron, Hermione, Harry: No.

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