Denise. Denise the piece.

Frank T.J. Mackey

Hey you! Haircut! Where are you goin'?

Jimmy 'Popeye' Doyle

I vant everyone to have an Amsterdam good time.

Goldmember

You can do it. Sara, you were born to do it.

Derek

I need a father who's a role model, not some horny geek-boy who's gonna spray his shorts whenever I bring a girlfriend home from school. What a lame-o. Someone really should just put him out of his misery.

Jane Burnham

Jimmy Smith Jr: Yo man, lets get the fuck outta here, I need some privacy man.
Cheddar Bob: Can I come?

Billy Kostecki: [Watching Penny and Johnny dance] You'd think they were a couple
Baby: Well aren't they?
Billy Kostecki: Naw, not since we were kids.

Ace: At least I'm not sponging off my parents so I can afford to get laid on every continent.
Demo: Whoa, whoa... I'm a ramblin' man, I'm a tumble weed, I'm a seeker of truth!

Garth: So, did Jim Morrison give you Del Preston's exact address?
Wayne: Yeah, he said EXACTLY London, England.

It's okay. He's just admiring the shape of your skull.

Dr. Gonzo

Are you a pothead, Focker?

Jack Byrnes

I could go over to your mama's and light a small fire in her panties!

Drake

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