Ed: Hey, Shaun, look who it is!
Shaun: FUCK-A-DOODLE-DO!

Grace: When are you coming home?
Anthony: I can't come home, Grace, I'm an adult.

A martini. Shaken, not stirred.

James Bond

There are two kinds of people - Greeks, and everyone else who wish they was Greek.

Gus Portokalos

Mr. Earl Brooks: [talking about Jane] Well, we were right. She was hiding something.
Marshall: Pregnant's not all of it. She's hiding something, bigger. Something much bigger.
Mr. Earl Brooks: You think so?
Marshall: I know so... and so do you.

Carter Chambers: Forty-five years goes by pretty fast.
Edward Cole: Like smoke through a keyhole.

Jenny Johnson: I gotta go to the bathroom.
Matt Saunders: You didn't just go to the bathroom?
Jenny Johnson: Are you keeping track? That's kind of creepy.

Dean Vernon Wormer: Greg, what is the worst fraternity on this campus?
Greg Marmalard: Well that would be hard to say, sir. They're each outstanding in their own way.
Dean Vernon Wormer: Cut the horseshit, son. I've got their disciplinary files right here. Who dropped a whole truckload of fizzies into the swim meet? Who delivered the medical school cadavers to the alumni dinner? Every Halloween, the trees are filled with underwear. Every spring, the toilets explode.
Greg Marmalard: You're talking about Delta, sir.
Dean Vernon Wormer: Of course I'm talking about Delta, you TWERP!

Greg: Officer McClane, you have no idea what I'm capable of!
John McClane: You sound like a very scary guy.

You got a problem with that?

Mr. Church

Shut your mouth. Sh-sh-shut your mouth.

Brennan Huff

These Federation types are cowards. The negotiations will be short.

Qui-Gon Jinn

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