Sara: A lot of people read them.
Derek: People like who? Like you?
Derek: Didn't think so.

I guess I could use a little exercise.


Are you satisfied now, Teddy? Because I can keep busting you up all night if you like.

Mike McDermott

Honey, this is nasty business.

Corrine Whitman

Therapist: We have some new-comers here today. Please say hello to Scott and his father Mr... Ev-ille?
Dr. Evil: Evil, Actually, Dr. Evil.
The Group: Hello, Scott. Hello, Dr. Evil.
Scott Evil: Hi, everybody.

You dont know the FIRST thing about serving your country.

Admiral Reigart

Roy: Lord, help me. Just let me know you're there. Love me, hate me, but let me know you're up there.
Roy: Hey, I can see our hotel from here. Wow.

Women have choices, and men have responsibilities.


I'm fed up with saving your ass. I'm amazed you made it past puberty.

John Mason

Susan Cooper: Well, here's to your mom.
Rayna Boyanov: To my mother. And to you.
Susan Cooper: And here's to you. I mean you may never be as wise as an owl but you'll always be a hoot to me! Haha.
Rayna Boyanov: What a stupid fucking retarded toast. You're delightful.
Susan Cooper: As are you.

Dick Stensland: I got a hot date.
Bud White: Yeah? Who is she and what did you arrest her for?

Karen Flores: Weren't you scared back there?
Chili Palmer: You bet.
Karen Flores: You don't act like it.
Chili Palmer: Well, I was scared then, but I'm not scared now. How long do you want me to be scared?

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