I love this job!

The Joker

That's Strickland? Jesus. Didn't that guy ever have hair?

Marty McFly

Bruce Wayne: I watched you die.
Ra's al Ghul: I told you I was immortal.

Terrence: You're such a pig-fucker, Phillip!
Phillip: Terrance, why would you call me a pig-fucker?
Terrence: Well, let's see. First of all, you fuck pigs.
Phillip: Oh yeah!

The Professor: If I thought there was any chance of changing your mind, I'd talk about Miss Kendall, of whom you so obviously disapprove.
Roger Thornhill: Yes, for using sex like some people use a flyswatter.

Gwenovier: What are you doing?
Frank T.J. Mackey: I'm quietly judging you.

I can't see any situation where I'd send federal troops to the South, ever. It could cause another Civil War.

President Eisenhower

[sees spaghetti tornado] Mamma mia.

Flint Lockwood

Eve Kendall: I tipped the steward five dollars to seat you here if you should come in.
Roger Thornhill: Is that a proposition?
Eve Kendall: I never discuss love on an empty stomach.
Roger Thornhill: You've already eaten!
Eve Kendall: But you haven't.

Tony Stark: Where'd you get that dress?
Virginia 'Pepper' Potts: It was a birthday present... from you, actually.
Tony Stark: I got great taste, don't I? You, uh, wanna dance?
Virginia 'Pepper' Potts: Oh, no, thank you.
Tony Stark: [leading her to the dance floor] All right, come on.

Max Reede: Is wrestling real?
Fletcher: In the Olympics, yes. On channel 23, no.

White Goodman: Oh, hello, Kate. I wasn't aware I was paying you to "socialize".
Kate Veatch: You're not. I'm off the clock.
White Goodman: Well, isn't that convenient for you? And the clock.

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