[points his gun at Anakin] Don't move, Jedi. Take him away!

Jango Fett

Jimmy Markum: They put her in a bag.
Theo: What's that?
Jimmy Markum: That's what Katie looked like when I saw her in the morgue. Like they put her in a bag and then they beat the bag with pipes. Janie died in her sleep, all due respect, but there you go. She went to sleep, she never woke up. Peaceful.
Theo: You don't need to talk about Janie.
Jimmy Markum: My daughter was murdered. They put a gun to her. As we stand here, she's on an autopsy slab getting cut open by scalpels and chest spreaders, and you're talking to me about domestic fucking responsibility? Good to see you, Theo.

Mother of pearl!

Maxwell Smart

Private Ryan: Hell, these guys deserve to go home as much as I do. They've fought just as hard.
Captain Miller: Is that what I'm supposed to tell your mother when she gets another folded American flag?
Private Ryan: You can tell her that when you found me, I was with the only brothers I had left. And that there was no way I was deserting them. I think she'd understand that.

I didn't even speak English, I spoke hate.

Rubin 'Hurricane' Carter

Neville Flynn: Everybody strap in!
[pulls out his gun]
Neville Flynn: I'm about to open some fucking windows.

Dan, I lied to you. I did fuck Alice. Sorry for telling you. I'm just not big enough to forgive you, Buster.

Larry

This is not consistent with any demonic possession that I've ever seen.

Father David

Patrick Star: What's the secret password?
SpongeBob SquarePantsPlankton: Uuuhhhh...
Patrick Star: Correct!

At least I have a fuckin' job.

B. Rabbit

Do I go in with you?

Wiglaf

I'm speaking clear penguin!

Mumble

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