[to Maurice, as they are in a plane] It's more fun when you raise your arms up like this, ah ha ha ha!

Julien

Daredevil: I don't ask for mercy, father. People ask me.
Father Everett: Oh, is that a fact?

Miles Darby: I left my G-4 at home.
Tyler Gage: [coughing] It's in his bag.

Quiz Kid Donnie Smith: I'm sick and I'm in love.
Thurston Howell: You seem the sort of person who confuses the two.
Quiz Kid Donnie Smith: That's right. That's the first time you've been right. I confuse the two and I don't care.

[returning Zack home drunk] Hey, you wanted him, you got him!

Jake Mazursky

We don't need two cars, we have a car. Not one of those cheap new things made of chromium and spit, an Isotta-Fraschini. Have you ever heard of Isotta-Fraschini? All handmade. Cost me $28,000.

Norma Desmond

I, too, don't believe in drugs. For years I paid my people extra to stay away from that sort of stuff, but someone comes along saying, I've got powders where if you put up a three to four thousand dollar investment, you can make fifty thousand distributing, then there is no way to resist it. I want to keep it respectable.

Don Zaluchi

Han Solo: Han Solo. I'm captain of the Millennium Falcon. Chewie here tells me you're lookin' for passage to the Alderaan system?
Obi-Wan: Yes indeed, if it's a fast ship.
Han Solo: Fast ship? You've never heard of the Millennium Falcon?

Oh, boy... am I glad you talked me out of jumping.

Zeus

Corky St. Clair: How tall are you?
Johnny: 6'2.
Corky St. Clair: Really... Wow!

Frank, if you're going to be blown to bits, I want to be here with you.

Jane Spencer

Oooooh! Nice briefcase!

Elle

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