We're talking dream dates compared to my horror. It started out fine, she's a very nice person, and we're sitting and we're talking at this Ethiopian restaurant that she wanted to go to. And I was making jokes, you know like, "Hey I didn't know that they had food in Ethiopia? This will be a quick meal. I'll order two empty plates and we can leave." Yeah, nothing from her not even a smile.

Harry Burns

Hey Tom, what's the rumpus?

Mink

[to his fellow wiseguys, after he punches a man who tries to expose him] Fuckin' asshole, he grabbed my cock!

Donnie Brasco

Bonnie Parker: Hey, that ain't ours!
Clyde Barrow: Sure it is.
Bonnie Parker: But we come in this one. Clyde Barrow: That don't mean we have to go home in it!

Mankind is the virus, and I'm the cure.

Valentine

Danny: Which one is the amazing Yen?
Rusty: He's the little Chinese guy.

Melvin! One of these days someone's gonna kick your ass!

Earl Bassett

Charles: Perhaps we should've got married.
Henrietta: No! I'd have had to marry your friends, and I'm not sure I could take Fiona.
Charles: Fiona loves you.
Henrietta: Fiona calls me Duckface.
Charles: Well, I never heard that.

Anastasia Steele: Why are you trying to change me?
Christian Grey: I'm not. It's you that's changing me.

Oz: [sotto voice, to Glinda] I might not actually be a wizard...
Glinda: Yes, but they don't know that.

[observing the Panic Room, with cameras and a steel door] My room! definitely my room!

Sarah

Looks like you've got a thing for butt-ugly girls, Mr. I've Got A Thing For Butt-Ugly Girls!

Austin

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