Jim Rhodes: Anything I can do?
Iron Man: Keep the skies clear.

Riley Poole: So let's recap: We've broken into Buckingham Palace, and the Oval Office, stolen a page from the President's super-secret book, and actually kidnapped the President of the United States. What are we gonna do next, short-sheet the Pope's bed?
Ben Gates: Well, you never know.


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That is not your boyfriend's dick, so don't come too early.

Terence Fletcher

Some people think the Crucifixion only took place on Calvary. Well, they better wise up!

Father Barry

Phil Connors: Excuse me, where is everyone going?
Fan on Street: To Gobbler's Knob. It's Groundhog Day.
Phil Connors: It's still just once a year, right?

Hey, brother... AMERICAN FOOTBALL!

Han Sing

The Shoveller: Captain, I'm just going to ask you directly. Do you know billionaire Lance Hunt?
Capt. Amazing: [whispers] It's me.
[the Shoveller looks surprised, and Capt. Amazing laughs]
Capt. Amazing: Naw, I'm kidding with you, I've always wanted to do that.

Ah, there you are Pooter. Still alive I see.

Mrs Jennings

Everybody remember where we parked.


Gentlemen, it's been a privilege flying with you.

Jim Lovell

Your father used to say you were put here for a reason.

Martha Kent

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