My sweet dick, it's magic!

Patches O'Houlihan

The president's shitting bricks so high he can build the pyramids himself.

Jack O'Donnell

Anthony: Maybe we should've robbed your house. You ever think of that?
Dignan: You know there's nothing to steal from my mom and Craig!

Jerry Lee Lewis: We're all going to hell for the songs we sing!
June Carter: And what about me, Jerry Lee; am I going to hell too?
Jerry Lee Lewis: No, June, you're beautiful.

[catching Roxanne] What were you saying? I'm sorry, I was too busy saving your life!


I just found out, that a girl got killed here last week, and you knew it! You knew there was a shark out there! You knew it was dangerous! But you let people go swimming anyway? You knew all those things! But still my boy is dead now. And there's nothing you can do about it. My boy is dead. I wanted you to know that.

Mrs. Kintner

Russel Casse: In the words of my generation: Up yours!

Ghost Rider: [to Blackheart, as Ghost Rider] Look into my eyes.
Blackheart: [starts screaming, but then laughs] Your penance stare won't work on me. I've no soul to burn.

Mike Erganian: What is the subject of your book? Non fiction?
Miles Raymond: Uh, no. It's... it's a novel. Fiction. Yes. Although there is quite a bit from my own life... so I suppose that, technically some of it is nonfiction.
Mike Erganian: Good I like non fiction. There is so much to know about this world. I think you read something somebody just invented, waste of time.
Miles Raymond: That's an interesting perspective.

Hey. The only ass-kicking that's gonna be done around here is gonna be done by me.


Radio Raheem: Give me 20 D Energizers.
Sonny: 20 C Energizers?
Radio Raheem: Not C, D.
Sonny: C Energizers?
Radio Raheem: D, motherfucker, D. Learn to speak English first, all right?
Kim: How many you say?
Radio Raheem: 20, motherfucker, 20.
Sonny: Motherfuck you.
Radio Raheem: Motherfuck you? You, you all right, man.

Miss Ritter: Peter, don't make promises you can't keep.
Peter Parker: But those are the best kind.

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