I think we make a real sharp couple of coconuts - I'm dumb, you're shy, whaddaya think, huh?

Rocky

Oh, no... this is Earth, isn't it?

Thor [waking up in the desert]

Chili Palmer: [after seeing Raji in a Mink covered coat and hat] Well, if it isn't Flea Diddy.
Raji: Man, don't be comin' in here pretendin' you know anything about rap.
Chili Palmer: Oh, but I know more about rap than you do. I bet you don't even know who the Sugarhill Gang is.
Raji: But, I know who the Bust Da Cap In Yo Ass Gang is.

I've got a stomachful of Xanax. I took what was left of a bottle. It might have been too much.

Marla Singer

Tell no-one we have spoken, for all shall reveal itself in due course.

Henry

Leonard Woolf: If I didn't know you better I'd call this ingratitude.
Virginia Woolf: I am ungrateful? You call ME ungrateful? My life has been stolen from me. I'm living in a town I have no wish to live in... I'm living a life I have no wish to live... How did this happen?

Vianne Rocher: And these are for your husband. Unrefined cacao nips from Guatemala, to awaken the passions.
Yvette Marceau: Psshh. You've obviously never met my husband.
Vianne Rocher: Well, you've obviously never tried these.

Indiana Jones: [groping Willie] Where's the antidote?
Willie: Oh, listen, I just met you! Oh, I'm not that kind of girl...
Short Round: Hey, Dr. Jones, no time for love. We've got company.

Luke: Master Yoda, is Darth Vader my father?
Yoda: Rest I need. Yes, rest.
Luke: Yoda, I must know.
Yoda: Your father he is.

I won't bite... hard.

Austin Powers

Better bring out the big guns on this one. She's crazy with a side of crazy!

Alan Johnson

President McKenna: How did you get these?
Professor X: Well, let's just say I know a little girl who can walk through walls.

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