Snake Village Owner: We need another python. See what you can do. We have enough Cobras, okay?
John J. Rambo: Fuck off, okay?
Elle: It has come to my attention that the maintenance staff is switching our toilet paper from Charmin... to generic. All those opposed to chafing, please say "Aye."
Entire Sorority Group: Aye!
Mrs. Tarantino: Are you the police?
Elwood: No, ma'am. We're musicians.
Otto: You pompous, stuck-up, snot-nosed, English, giant, twerp, scumbag, fuck-face, dickhead, asshole.
Archie: How very interesting. You're a true vulgarian, aren't you?
Otto: You are the vulgarian, you fuck.
Frank Falenczyk: Are you pregnant?
Laurel Pearson: No! Unless you put something in my egg-roll. And then put the egg-roll in my...
[to Rosemary] We both have dead people in our families.Max Fischer
Aileen: I wish there was a way that people can forgive you for something about this, you know. But they can't. They can't, man. So I gonna die, Sel.... Hey Sel, I'll never forget you. Good bye, baby. Bye baby.
Selby: Good bye, Lee.
They might as well call it whitejack!Frank
I'm trying to free your mind, Neo. But I can only show you the door. You're the one that has to walk through it.Morpheus
[yelling to his father-law] This is MY house, that is MY kid, and YOU are MY guest, and you will sit your arrogant ass down before I knock it into next week!Jack Twist
Phillippe Weis: You put enough time in the wrong hands, you upset the whole system.
Will: Let's hope so.
[approaching an incapacitated Xavier] How does it look from there Charles? Still fighting the good fight? From here it looks like they're not playing by your rules... Maybe it's time to play by theirs!Magneto