F.B.I. Agent: Sir, we have a national security matter.
Rockhound: Good for you.
Now where are we, dude? Oh. It's my house.Ted
William: I downloaded this little baby off the Net. I will know exactly how many spirits I may imbibe without affecting my judgment or my behavior.
X-Phile 2: You have every angle covered.
X-Phile 1: You know William, from this light, you somewhat resemble David Duchovny.
Nash: She's so small.
Charles: Well, she's young, John. That's how they come.
Vernon Fenwick: So they're aliens?
April O'Neil: No, that's stupid. They're turtles.
Bernadette Thompson: Is there anything else we should know about them?
April O'Neil: They're ninjas.
I told myself I can pass any test a man can pass.Jake Sully
Some people think the Crucifixion only took place on Calvary. Well, they better wise up!Father Barry
Dr. Buddy Rydell: In Europe, it's not considered unusual for three or four men to share a bed.
Dave Buznik: That's why I'm proud to be an American.
Elton John wishes to sing at the funeral. Should be a first for Westminster Abbey.Prince Philip
Troy Dyer: And I know that scare the living shit outta you 'cause you know I'm the only real thing you got.
Lelaina: Yeah well that ain't real much.
And we do want to say to the people at home, the clit is not something to be played with.Reg Hartner
The story goes he made a deal to save someone he loved. He'd be normal during the day, but at night, in the presence of evil, the Rider takes over.Caretaker