Crawford Family Maid: You're shivering, John. Are you cold?
Jim Stark: [Gets up from his seat and takes his jacket off] You want my jacket?

Constanze Mozart: Is it not good?
Salieri: It is miraculous.

Buddy 'Aces' Israel: Will you tell me what that is?
Hugo Croop: About what?
Buddy 'Aces' Israel: Look at the coller on that coat... whats that look like, that stain?
Hugo Croop: I dunno... Cinnamon roll?

[her voice mail message] Hey, it's Tibby. Here comes the beep. Hopefully, you know what to do with it.

Tibby

Just because we let them smelly fools ride us like horses don't mean we gotta let 'em brand us like horses. Maybe we ain't nothing but whores but we, by god, we ain't horses.

Strawberry Alice

Hey, Jake. Jake. I gotta pull over.
[drives the Bluesmobile through a guardrail]

Elwood

Go ahead, Cornelius, you can cry.

Robert Paulson

Up is down, black is white.

Eddie Dane

Since the dawn of time, storytellers have enchanted audiences with their words. But there is an even rarer gift. There are those, who by reading out loud, can bring characters to life. Out of books and into our world. Most of these Silvertongues, as they are know prefer to keep their skills a secret but some do not even know this gift is theirs, until it is too late.

Narrator

Van Wilder: Whoa, trick or treat. What's going on?
Richard: This vaginal discharge won't let us partake in the party.
Van Wilder: Graphic.

Oh honey. If that's what you call an invitation, you'll be dancing with yourself.

Taylor McKessie

I'm gonna turn Washington DC into a pile of ash.

Dieter Von Cunth

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