Lewis Rothschild: At least let the agents do a security sweep - we don't know who's in there!
President Andrew Shepherd: You think there a florist in there planing an assassination on the the off-chance that I might be stopping by?
Lewis Rothschild: It's possible.

Well, Joel, you've done a lot of solid work here, but it's just not Ivy League, now is it?


Eli: I did find it odd when you said you were in love with her. She's married you know.
Richie: Yeah.
Eli: And she's your sister.
Richie: Adopted.

You don't understand that this isn't a story to me, it's my life! I want to live!

Harold Crick

Everything you have, you lose, right? Mother, father - gone. Good looks, Pryzwarra? - gone. Loved ones gone in a second. That's what this job teaches you, isn't it? No matter what, no matter how hard you grab onto something - you still lose it, right?

Doug Carlin

[while in Superman's Fortress of Solitude] You act like you've been here before.

Kitty Kowalski

Henry Sherman: How much is he paying you?
Pagoda: I don't know what you're talking about.

Julius Levinson: David. What the hell are you doing?
David Levinson: Making a mess!
Julius Levinson: Yes, this I can see.

Danny Butterman: What's it like being stabbed?
Nicholas Angel: It was the single most painful experience of my life
Danny Butterman: [nodding] What's the second most painful?

Nancy Hayes: I dropped out of high school, took a trip to Hollywood, went broke, came home, and hostessed at a strip club.
Jack Ryan: Everybody hostesses, nobody strips.

Papers can't do anything right.

Richard Brewer

A TITANIUM Express card?

Mr. Fox

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