Marvin Boggs: I remember the Secret Service being tougher.
Victoria: Me too.

Colonel Sandurz: Sir, do you think we're being too literal?
Dark Helmet: No you fool, we're following orders. We were told to comb the desert so we're combing it.

There's something out there. That... that witch in the cellar is only part of it. It lives... out in those woods, in the dark... something... something that's come back from the dead.


Bond: My department know I'm here. When I don't report, they'll retaliate.
Max Zorin: If you're the best they've got, they'll more likely try and cover up your embarrassing incompetence.
Bond: Don't count on it, Zorin.
Max Zorin: You amuse me, Mr. Bond.
Bond: Well, it's not mutual.

Come on Stevie, time to leavey, It's the fun bus man!

Chip Douglas

If I were your wedding, I'd be sleeping with one eye open...


You'd rather focus on other people's Kodak moments than make memories of your own!


Richard, I know you're innocent! I know about Frederick Sykes! I know about Dr. Charles Nichols! Richard, he borrowed your car the night of your wife's murder, he had your keys! No forced entry, Richard! He telephoned Sykes from your car, Richard! Richard, give it up! Richard, I'm either lying or I'm gonna shoot you, what do you think?

Deputy Marshal Samuel Gerard

I'm not gonna talk to you tonight about winnin' and losin'. You're already winners 'cause you didn't kill each other up at camp.

Coach Boone

[during the race]
Dennis: Isn't it enough?
Whit: What?
Dennis: You got the girl, all right? Isn't it enough?
Whit: I just think it's high time you realized that it's over, sir! Otherwise, it's gonna be very tough for you when we move to Chicago!
Dennis: What?
Whit: [off their pace, trying to discourage Dennis] You'd better slow down there, chief! You've got a long way to go!
Dennis: Yeah, well - so have you!
[Dennis accelerates past Whit]
Whit: Oh, yeah! Yes, I like it! Run, fatboy, run!
[Whit takes his lead back, but as Dennis passes him one more time... ]
Dennis: I can lose weight... but you'll always be an arsehole!

Don't blame me. I'm an interpreter. I'm not supposed to know a power socket from a computer terminal.


In here there's some money. Get some clothiong, toothpaste, deodorant, personal effects, whatever have you. Take a shower! Wash your ass!


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