Danny: Which one is the amazing Yen?
Rusty: He's the little Chinese guy.

Bloody Mary. Bloody Mary. Bloody Mary.

Young Katie and Randy (together)

[after chopping off the arm of a bad guy and telling him] You got to admit that was pretty fucking cool.

Chev Chelios

Rusty: Why do this?
Danny: Why not do it?

Giselle: Goodness, we sure has a lot of excitement tonight. Were you scared?
Morgan Philip: A little bit, but do you think Pip will be ok?
Giselle: Oh, well, I wouldn't worry about Pip. He is very brave.
[cut to Morgan's bedroom]
Giselle: I remember this one time, when the poor wolf was being chased around by Little Red Riding Hood around his grandmother's house, and she had an axe... oh, and if Pip hadn't been walking by to help I don't know what would've happened!
Morgan Philip: I don't really remember that version.
Giselle: Well, that's because Red tells it a little differently.

Wayne Davidson: My name's Wayne by the way. I'm a nudist.
George: Oh yes, we noticed your penis earlier.

Why do you have to point out how stupid everyone is all the time?

John

You are the heroes. You are heroes every day.

Miep Gies

You will be in the public eye. Beware of them cameras. Oh, them cameras are bad as any narcotic.

Elijah Muhammad

[to Speed's mother] Your son seems to be interested in only one thing. All he talks about, all he seems capable of thinking about... is automobile racing.

Teacher

Don't blow smoke up my ass, it will ruin my autopsy.

William Parrish

Oh, it's not the speed really so much, I just wish I hadn't drunk all that cough syrup this morning.

John Winger

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