Turn out the light!Jim Stark
April O'Neil: What are you?
Leonardo: We're ninjas.
Raphael: We're mutants!
Donatello: Technically, we're turtles.
Michelangelo: And we're teenagers. But we can have adult conversations.
April O'Neil: So, you're... Ninja Mutant Turtle Teenagers?
Donatello: When you put it like that, it sounds ridiculous!
Major Tom Baxter: I thought you weren't ready to kill.
General Hummel: I'm warmin' up.
Betty Schaefer: Where have you been keeping yourself? I've got the most wonderful news for you.
Joe Gillis: I haven't been keeping myself at all, lately.
Peace isn't merely the absence of conflict, but the presence of justice.President James Marshall
I shall restore the family business to its former glory.Barnabas Collins
Roxanne Kowalski: You know, I've been thinking about what attracted me to Chris. It wasn't the way he looked. Well, that's not true, at first it was the way he looked. But it was how he made me feel. He made me feel romantic, intelligent, feminine. But it wasn't him doing that, was it? It was you. You and your nose, Charlie. You have a big nose! You have a beautiful, great big, flesh-and-bone nose! I love your nose! I love your nose, Charlie. I love you, Charlie.
Roxanne Kowalski: Well?
C.D. Bales: Are you kidding?
[he somersaults off the roof of the house]
Kumar: Hey, are the cops still here?
[cops left moments earlier to check out a shooting in Millbrook Park]
Harold: What the hell are you doing?
Kumar: I just called and made up some story about a shooting in Millbrook Park.
Harold: Jesus Christ! What'd you do that for?
Kumar: I'm fucking starving! I figured I'd bust you out and we'd go get some burgers.
Wolverine: This isn't training anymore, guys. This is the real Iceman: Logan, we're not kids anymore.
Touch me again, I'll kill ya, you little son-of-a-bitch! I touch you. Understand?Lt. Col. Frank Slade
Captain's not called Lucky-Jack for no reason.Joseph Nagle, Carpenter's Mate
Drizella: Cinder Wench!
Anastasia: Dirty Ella!