Pee-wee: What did you do?
Mickey: Well, I lost my temper and I took a knife and I uh-. Do you know those "Do Not Remove Under the Penalty of Law" labels they put on mattresses?
Mickey: Well I CUT one of them off!
Mickey: Yeah, I have a real bad temper.
Pee-wee: Boy, I always thought that was the dumbest law.
Skinhead: [throws Marty in the trunk of a car] That's for messing up my hair!
Band Member: What the hell you doing to my car?
3-D: Hey, beat it, Spook. This don't concern you.
Marvin Berry: [four additional band members get out of the car] Who you calling "Spook", Peckerwood?
Skinhead: Hey, hey, listen, guys. Look, I don't wanna mess with no reefer addicts, okay?
Marvin Berry: Get home to your mama, boy.
3-D: Biff, help!
[the band members chase the boys]
Element of surprise? Ho! I say. And now for my rendez-vous with the lost man-cub.Shere Khan
Cole Sear: I walk this way to school with Tommy Tammisimo.
Malcolm Crowe: He your best buddy?
Cole Sear: He hates me.
Malcolm Crowe: Do you hate him?
Cole Sear: No.
Malcolm Crowe: Did your mom set that up?
Cole Sear: Yes.
Tibby: I thought you were excited about going to el campo de futbol.
Carmen: She sure was until she found out it was all girls!
Father Ben: There are four voices on the recording.
Isabella Rossi: What does that mean?
Father Ben: Multiple demonic possessions.
What we've got here is... failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach. So you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants it... well, he gets it. I don't like it any more than you men.Captain, Road Prison 36
It's just a little medical mutiny, Doc. I'm sure the boys are still with us. Let's cut them a little slack, okay?Gene Kranz
Susan Parrish: What will we do now?
Joe Black: It will come to us.
Mr. Furious: I just want to be there when the team rescues Amazing.
Monica: Well, you could go back.
Mr. Furious: Actually, I can't. I just left this morning.
Merchandising, merchandising, where the real money from the movie is made. Spaceballs-the T-shirt, Spaceballs-the Coloring Book, Spaceballs-the Lunch box, Spaceballs-the Breakfast Cereal, Spaceballs-the Flame Thrower.Yogurt
There, first time I've felt safe all day.Pat Fearing