Eugene Kalb: Thanks for the Laker tickets.
Dan Foreman: You bet.
Eugene Kalb: Seats were terrific. But I'm still not going to advertise in the magazine. My son-in-law tells me that people don't read much any more. Too much effort moving eyes back and forth. So we're gonna put most of our budget into television, radio, internet.

Richard Brown: We want everything, don't we?
Clarissa Vaughn: I suppose we do.

Capt. Ramsey: You repeat this order, or I'll find somebody who will!
Hunter: Oh, no you won't, sir.

No diet works. The only way to lose weight in the thighs is amputation.

Wendy

Katie Cox: [while Harry is cutting carrots] Think that's enough carrots?
Harry Pfarrer: [angrily] ...What?!

Han Solo: This is not going to work.
Luke: Why didn't you say so before?
Han Solo: I did say so before.

Legolas: [In Elvish]
Legolas: Why does the Dwarf stare at you, Tauriel?
Tauriel: [In Elvish] Who can say? He's quite tall for a Dwarf. Do you not think?
Legolas: [In Elvish] Taller than some...
Legolas: but no less ugly.

To get ahead in this world, you need more than fair looks and a kind heart.

Sir Thomas Boleyn

Rhino: Bolt! I can be a valuable addition to your team...
Bolt: I'm listening...
Rhino: I'm lightning quick; I have razor-sharp reflexes. Wha! And I'm a master of stealth.

How can a friend be in debt?

James Bond

Laura: I'm too tired not to be with you.
Rob: What, so if you had a bit more energy we'd stay split up, but things being as they are, with you being wiped out and all, you want to get back together? Is that it?
Laura: Yeah.

Gareth: I've got a new theory about marriage. Two people are in love, they live together, and then suddenly one day, they run out of conversation.
Charles: Uh-huh.
Gareth: Totally. I mean they can't think of a single thing to say to each other. That's it: panic! Then suddenly it-it occurs to the chap that there is a way out of the deadlock.
Charles: Which is?
Gareth: He'll ask her to marry him.
Charles: Brilliant! Brilliant!
Gareth: Suddenly they've got something to talk about for the rest of their lives.
Charles: Basically you're saying marriage is just a way of getting out of an embarrassing pause in conversation.
Gareth: The definitive icebreaker.

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