Oh, this your wife, huh? A lovely lady. Hey baby, you must've been something before electricity.

Al Czervik

Like my uncle Les used to say, "When the money is gone, it's time to move on." So enjoy it, you secret handshaking assholes.


Old McDonald had a farm ee i ee i o. And on that farm he shot some guys. Badda boom badda bing bang boom.


You have Christ between your thighs... only with a shorter beard.


I find your lack of faith disturbing.

Darth Vader

I am ready to parrrtyyy.


Obi-Wan: Only a Sith Lord deals in absolutes. I will do what I must.
Anakin Skywalker: You will try.

Grissom: Your life won't be worth spit!
The Joker: I've been dead once already, its very liberating. You should think of it as therapy.
Grissom: Jack, maybe we can cut a deal.
The Joker: Jack?
The Joker: Jack is dead, my friend. You can call me Joker and as you can see I'm a lot happier.

What's your name, Fruit Head?

Grandpa Bud

Let us go get the shit kicked out of us by love.


Stuttering Stanley! Stuttering Stanley! Stuttering Stanley!

Cole Sear

Satin lives.

James Brennan

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