Where would we be without our painful childhoods?

Dr. Finch

Tell your son it's going to be okay, Gordon. Lie, like I lied.

Harvey Dent

Fuck the world.

John J. Rambo

Heroin had robbed Renton of his sex drive, but now it returned with a vengeance. And as the impotence of those days faded into memory, grim desperation took hold of his sex-crazed mind. His post-junk libido, fuelled by alcohol and amphetamine, taunted him remorselessly with his own unsatisfied desire.

Mark "Rent-boy" Renton

Tyra Banks: You're not married, you're on the wrong side of 40, and child-less. Somebody close to you said: One more flop, and it's over.
Tugg Speedman: [pause] Somebody said they were close to me?

Buttercup: [kisses senile King]
The King: What was that for?
Buttercup: Because you have always been so kind to me, and I won't be seeing you again since I'm killing myself once we reach the honeymoon suite.
The King: Won't that be nice. She kissed me!

Perhaps it is good to have a beautiful mind, but an even greater gift is to discover a beautiful heart.

Nash

Sebastian: Why can't we be together?
Annette: You wanna know why? Because I don't trust myself with you.

B. Rabbit: My motto: fuck Lotto, I'll get the seven digits from your mother for a dollar tomorrow.

That room is fucking evil.

Gerald Olin

Randal Graves: Which did you like better? "Jedi" or "The Empire Strikes Back"?
Dante Hicks: "Empire".
Randal Graves: Blasphemy.
Dante Hicks: "Empire" had the better ending. I mean, Luke gets his hand cut off, finds out Vader's his father, Han gets frozen and taken away by Boba Fett. It ends on such a down note. I mean, that's what life is, a series of down endings. All "Jedi" had was a bunch of Muppets.

You find a glimmer of happiness in this world, there's always someone who wants to destroy it.

J.M. Barrie

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