Because you insist on talking about Dad's bowel movements; size, color, frequency, I"LL CALL YA LATER!

Fletcher

Transportation is a precise business.

Frank

The son of a bitch is here. I saw him. I'm gonna get him. Son of a bitch.

immy 'Popeye' Doyle

I'll tell you in another life, when we are both cats.

Sofía

Trixie: Was that a ninja?
Pops Racer: More like a "non"-ja.

Please have a party! Feed us drinks!

Droz

I don't feel the sickness yet, but it's in the post. That's for sure. I'm in the junkie limbo at the moment. Too ill to sleep. Too tired to stay awake, but the sickness is on its way. Sweat, chills, nausea. Pain and craving. A need like nothing else I've ever known will soon take hold of me. It's on its way.

Mark "Rent-boy" Renton

Well, you know what they say about land. They - they aren't making any more of it.

George Reeves

Tommy Corn: [after being hit in the face with a rubber ball] Awesome! Can we do the ball thing everyday?
Caterine Vauban: Don't call it the ball thing. Call it pure being.
Tommy Corn: Okay... so can we do the pure being ball thing everyday?

Your whacked out bald freaks hit me with a fucking broom! They almost broke my arm! They we're burning their fingertips with lye, the stink was unbelievable!

Marla Singer

Shrek and I drank this potion and now... we're sexy!

Donkey

Indiana Jones: Stay behind me, Short Round. Step where I step, and don't touch anything.
Short Round: I step where you step! I touch nothing!

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