Panama Hat: Small world, Dr. Jones.
Indiana Jones: Too small for two of us.
Panama Hat: This is the second time I've had to reclaim my property from you.
Indiana Jones: It belongs in a museum.
Panama Hat: So do you.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: You know, I'm a rather brilliant surgeon. Perhaps I can help you with that hump.
Igor: What hump?
[in the car listening to "Puff the Magic Dragon"]
Greg Focker: Who'd have thought it wasn't about a dragon.
Jack Byrnes: Huh?
Greg Focker: Well some people think that 'to puff the magic dragon' means to... puff... smoke... a marijuana cigarette.
Jack Byrnes: Puff is just the name of the boy's magical dragon... You a pothead, Focker?
Greg Focker: No, I pass on grass always. Well not always.
Jack Byrnes: Yes or no?
Greg Focker: No, um, yes, um...
[whispering] Help me...Ronnie
It's talking, Merry. The tree is talking.Pippin
It's beer o'clock, and I'm buying.Teddy
If this works, you get to be Postmaster General.President James Marshall
Element of surprise? Ho! I say. And now for my rendez-vous with the lost man-cub.Shere Khan
Cole Sear: I walk this way to school with Tommy Tammisimo.
Malcolm Crowe: He your best buddy?
Cole Sear: He hates me.
Malcolm Crowe: Do you hate him?
Cole Sear: No.
Malcolm Crowe: Did your mom set that up?
Cole Sear: Yes.
If basketball is all you care about, why you bonin' me? Why don't you bone Dick Vital?Quincy
We're the fricking Guardians of the Galaxy!Rocket Raccoon
The only serious relationship I've been in ended in a broken collarbone and a dead meerkat.Gordon