Rachael: What if I go north? Disappear. Would you come after me? Hunt me?
Deckard: No... No, I wouldn't. I owe you one... But somebody would.

Record Company Executive: [talking about the Opry] He's been banned for smashing out the footlights. If he smashes out lights at Folsom, they're gonna keep him there.
Johnny Cash: [Laughs]

Dentistry? I can't even believe that's something that's real.

Fred Simmons

And just to set the record straight... Roy O'Bannon is not attracted to loose women; loose women are attracted to me.


Buttercup: You can die too for all I care!
Westley: As... you... wish!
Buttercup: Oh my Westley! What have I done?

I am Colin. God of Sex. I'm just on the wrong continent, that's all.


Rusty: You'd need at least a dozen guys doing a combination of cons.
Danny: Like what, do you think?
Rusty: Off the top of my head, I'd say you're looking at a Boeski, a Jim Brown, a Miss Daisy, two Jethros and a Leon Spinks, not to mention the biggest Ella Fitzgerald ever!

When I introduce you, and I tell them who you are, I don't think anyone will stay for dinner.

William Parrish

Anna: Can I say something crazy?
Hans: I love crazy.

Batty: Yes!
Batty: Questions... Morphology? Longevity? Incept dates?
Hannibal Chew: Don't know, I don't know such stuff. I just do eyes, ju-, ju-, just eyes... just genetic design, just eyes. You Nexus, huh? I design your eyes.
Batty: Chew, if only you could see what I've seen with your eyes!

Do I look like I own tights?

Tyler Gage

Everybody remember where we parked.


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