At this point, you might be asking yourself, 'why am I holding this 30lb. Cinder block in my hands? You might also ask yourself, 'why does this cinder block have a long piece of string tied to it? And finally, why is the other end of this string tied securely to your penis?


[a zombie is crushed by a falling piano] Poor flat bastard.


At least he is not a book burner, you Nazi cow.

Annie Kinsella

Tommy Frigo: Don't get all drunk and fall asleep.
James Brennan: Why?
Tommy Frigo: 'cause i'll jack off on your face.

Service me bitch


I can't talk to him, you talk to him.

Thomas Gabriel

We're doin' last job and then we disappear.. forever.


Nicky: They know you were there.
Jason Bourne: Stop, stop! A week ago, I was 4,000 miles away, in India, watching Marie die. They came for me, and they killed her instead. This ends now.

Forget about them, more fun for us! Like what you see, huh? Let's get involved!

Highway Patrolman

No hard feelings Point Break, you've got a mean swing.

Iron Man (to Thor)

Wolverine: That tickles.
Dr. Jean Grey: Hey.
Wolverine: Hey.
Dr. Jean Grey: How are you feeling.
Wolverine: Fantastic.

Marie: Do you have ID?
Jason Bourne: Not really.

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