Kathryn: Fuck her yet?
Sebastian: Working on it.
Kathryn: Loser.
Sebastian: Blow me.
Kathryn: Call me later?

You're brave, I'll give you that, but no savage can ever be a match for a Roman.


Milo: You trust them to keep their word?
Atticus: I trust the law.

Lois Einhorn: And somebody get me some coffee!
Ace Ventura: Tonight on Miami Vice, Crockett gets the boss some coffee

MacGregor: We heard about what was happenin' and didn't want you "Amadans" to have all the fun.
William Wallace: Some of us are in this; the rest of you, go home.
MacGregor: Go home to what? Our houses and farms burned when the English garrison comes down from the castle? And you know they will!

No one talks to my friends like that.

Drax the Destroyer

I have other interests. I'm a magician.

Reed Rothchild

Tony Stark: Does anybody remember when I put a missile through a portal, in New York City? We were standing right under it. We're the Avengers, we can bust weapons dealers the whole doo-da-day, but how do we cope with something like that?
Steve Rogers: Together.
Tony Stark: We'll lose.
Steve Rogers: We do that together too.

Drew: And who would've thought... you, an IRS agent.
Joe Black: Death and Taxes.

Buck Laughlin: Tell me, do you know the difference between a rectal thermometer and a tongue depressor?
Nurse: Uh, no.
Buck Laughlin: Remind me never to come to you for a physical!

Warner Huntington III: You got into Harvard Law?
Elle: What? Like, it's hard?

Donnie, You got struck by lightning last summer you were on vacation in Tahoe, I don't think braces is a good idea.

Avi Solomon

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