Frank: Who would you rather bone, Meg Ryan or Jack Nicholson?
Billy Madison: Jack Nicholson now, or 1974?
Billy Madison: Meg Ryan.
George: Drive carefully. And don't forget to fasten your condom.
George: [shrieks in embarrassment] Seat belt! I meant, I meant seat belt.
I pardon you.Amon Goeth
What the hell are you bitchin' about? I gotta sleep under some Chinaman named after a duck's dork.Mike Baker
Senator Mills: I support hydrogen cars...
Tom Dobbs: That's weird, because you're backed by oil companies.
Safe? Hmph. Chancellor Palpatine managed to escape, General. Without Count Dooku, I have doubts about your ability to keep us safe.Nute Gunray
First you take a run at La Fours with a sock full of quarters. I'd do it, but I pulled my back at humping your mom last night. Neetch. Okay, you clock him on his headpiece and knock his ass out cold. That's when phase two kicks in. I attack the structure Wolvie Berzerk style, and knock out the fuckin' pin and bickety bam, the motherfucker is rubble. Hence, no game show.Jay
This could turn Hare Krishna into a Bad Bwoy!Koop
No, I'm over your head, because your head's up your ass.Miles Logan
Elliot: What do I do?
Michael: I don't know. You have absolute power, remember?
Mayr tells Kost's fortune every morning, and it's always the sameSally
We Think he will be completely paralyzed. But he'll live.Bess McNeill